24 Hours of Lukas Podolski → 8:00
(Source: lukaszpodolski, via ameesism)
| Mom: | where are you |
| Son: | strip club |
| Mom: | did u see something that u shouldn't have! |
| Son: | yep I saw dad... |
| Wife: | I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day :') |
| Husband: | I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday :') |
Coldplay performs Charlie Brown at Emirates Stadium
(Source: invincibles, via merteshavin)